The feeling just doesn’t go away

If you are looking for the reunion post, scroll down more. =)

Yesterday. I had this nightmare which really made me really scared in my dreams. It wasn’t about any ghost or supernatural stuffs.

I dreamt that I was in a mall, there was lots of people around me but yet I felt so alone. I had no phone nor money with me. I couldn’t contact anyone to come pick me up or take a cab. So I kept walking.

The mall was an endless building, I just kept wandering around with no direction. For the first time in my life, I felt really scared. I tried to ask anyone around me for help, but they just ignored me. It’s like I wasn’t even there.

I just remembered feeling so abandoned, so aimless, so invisible. I wanted to scream at some point but no sound seem to be able to escape from my throat. I wanted to cry,  but I felt so empty that no tears could even fall.

It all seemed so real at that time. I just started to run, didn’t care where I was heading, or what I bumped into. I just kept running through the sea of crowds. I remember falling down and hitting the floor really hard. But it didn’t hurt at all.

At this point, there was a hole on the ground and I just fell through it. And I woke up from the nightmare.

I went online to get an interpretation of my dream.

Lost
To dream that you are lost, suggests that you have lost your direction in life or that you have lost sight of your goals. You may be feeling worried and insecure about the path you are taking in life. Alternatively, you may be trying to adjust and get accustomed to a new situation in which the rules and conditions are ever changing.

Mall
To dream that you are at the mall, represents your attempts in making a favorable impression on someone. The mall is also symbolic of materialism and the need to keep up with the trends, fads, and/or the latest technology.

Invisible
To dream that you are invisible, signifies feelings of not being noticed or recognized for what is important to you. You feel overlooked. Alternatively, you may be trying to withdraw from the realities of life.

Alone
To dream that you are alone, indicates feelings of rejection. You may be feeling that no one understand you.

Mute
To dream that you or someone is mute, indicates that you are afraid to say something for fear of being criticized or judged. There may also be a situation in your waking life that has left you speechless.

Abandonment
To dream that you are abandoned, suggests that it is time to leave behind past feelings and characteristics that are hindering your growth. Let go of your old attitudes. A more direct and literal interpretation of this dream is that you have a fear of being deserted, abandoned, or even betrayed. It may stem from a recent loss or a fear of losing a loved one. The fear of abandonment may manifest itself into your dream as part of the healing process and dealing with losing a loved one. It may also stem from unresolved feelings or problems from childhood. Alternatively, the dream indicates that you are feeling neglected or that your feelings are being overlooked. Perhaps the dream is a metaphor that you need to approach life with "reckless abandon" and live more freely.

Reunion

Went to reunion with Yan Leng. Was at her house at 10 am in the morning, sorry to wake you up larr.. =P

Then, we went online. I was complaining about that blog post.. So she decided to go check it out. And also to spread it to everyone who was going to be at the reunion. So nice of her right?

We saw this on our way there…

Yan leng took out her camera and her mum got into the act too by following behind the car.

“The driver also not hot, don’t take larr.” – Yan Leng’s mum

So we were there damn early, and half of them have already read SP’s blog and knew what happened. It was only 1 pm man, we were suppose to clean the whole place but we sat there and scandal talk till around 2PM.

While screaming I don’t wanna do add maths.

All staring at..

Dunno what was he talking about larr at that time

Me and Shi Shuen =)

We were bored. =P

 
Smile larr Yan Leng! =P

Still dun wanna smile for me.. Fine =p

After cleaning up, most of them had not eaten their lunch yet. So 5 of us crammed into Bryan’s car to head to MCD! Yan Leng has this seriously obsession over the pillow in his car.

Shi shuen Lynnette Waiter

I order for you already
Okay.. thanks *sees nearly emptied wallet*
Miss, RM 11 please.
*stares at RM 5 in my hand then looks around* Where’s shi shuan?
She went upstairs already.
*pulls out another RM 10* Damn smart larr she!

Apparently, 3 out of 5 people sitting there has something against people biting the straw. =P So it was another scandal talk again, some youth camp scandal, some SJC scandal and of course the infamous scandal scandal.

So we went back to the community centre. On the way back, Justin got damn high with the bumps. Shall upload the video tmr, patience. =)

This is the first clip of them starting to get high.

This one, shi shuen joined in summore. Wait till the end, Hitz.FM cares. LMAO

I became the gift wrapper for the day as the programmers were watching the scandal video upstairs. Was busy wrapping when I saw a damn familiar shirt.. Then I called Yan Leng asking her if she lost any shirt.

Vincent Me

This shirt looks like the one Yan Leng has.
Dunno where sp buy from one.
No, scout shirt. Cannot buy one. I think it’s hers.
Then how did Swee Pie get Yan Leng’s shirt? *grins*

By the time gathering started, me and Shi Shuan were already damn tired. Laughed whole day already, played whole day… Both of us felt like going home to rest already. But… we hanged on!

So we were standing there talking with Sui Lun about the New Year Eve’s party thingy and then Mun Ping was like damn random.

I have a MP3 on top there got the word Qian Qian.
So are you saying I am a MP3?
*laugh*

They played the hand clapping game. Then it was time for their SCANDAL game. *jeng jeng jeng* In this game, you’re supposed to tell an opposite sex “Honey I love you, can you please smile for me?” and the other person cannot smile and have to reply “Honey, I love you too, but I just can’t smile for you.”

I swear I was so sleepy at that time, I was about to drift off then suddenly everyone was like pointing to me. More like, different people calling out the nickname they gave me. Lolx. When Yu ming did his whole act, I was actually stoning and I didn’t know what he was saying at all. So I won. =)

My turn turn phone was popular that night. Camwhoring has never been this easy. =)

Sze Mei

Sue san

 
Yee Wan

Those two behind me are actually younger than me.

Sue san, me and Veron =)

Veron has this liking for dog food. She kept dragging me to the place where they stored the dog food and kept staring at it in fascination.

Look, dog food.
I know.
*open the lid*
Veron.. you may wanna think urself as a bitch but I don’t think you wanna eat that. =P
*stares and tried to hit* Whatever!

Then we were all chased upstairs to watch the SCANDAL slideshow. Missed out Jonathan and Yee Lly’s larr…

So after the whole thing was over, everyone took the present and started ciao-ing one by one. So I sat beside sue san on the rat shit infested chair. So mun ping was on that roller chair and swee pie started swinging him FULL force towards my direction. So like what everyone would do, I screamed. Or should I say SHRIEKED! Everyone turned and asked.. who screamed?!! I was so damn freaking embarrassed man!!

Shi Shuen got my present. =)
Hope you like the book.

The present I got.
Mini Bank Box.. Panda so cute =)

So we proceeded to head downstairs to wash the whole place up. So happy that my brownies were gone! =) When washing up, have one scandal pic in my phone.

Veron yat keok dap leong shun

Went for supper with Yan Leng and Bryan at the Hokkien Mee shop in Uptown. Guess what? I finally know how to recognize which is Left and Right!!! *super big grin*

So I ordered like three plates of food. Yan leng commented that it’ll be too much cause I eat very little. Bryan said sure can finish one. Memang like Yan Leng said, I ate quite “little”

You not eating already arr?!
Told you lorr.
Okay.. I eat abit more. *takes one strand of kuey teow*
-________-"

To clarify, I actually ate. One small plate full of yee mee, wah dan hor and fried rice. That’s alot already larr okay. Then we started comparing feet sizes.

Your feet damn big right?
Guys feet memang big one marr.
What size are ur feet?
Size 10. You?
Size 3 1/2.
Size 5.
*stares*

Pictures and Videos shall be uploaded tmr or SOON. Stay Tuned! =)

XOXO.
Lynnette aka nette nette aka net net aka fish net aka internet aka www.li.net aka qian qian aka ah qian aka nedada aka… [ forgot di larr…]

P.S Tell me if I wrote anything wrong.
P.P.S Tell me if I missed anything.

From Scandal-ESS to Scandal-OUS

So tired and sweaty right now after one LONG day of reunion. Shall blog more about it tmr and post some pictures.

It’s been a long long day,

Shi shuan – glad you like the book you got. =) Have fun reading it yeah?

Whomever – thanks for the cute panda coin saving thingamajiggy =)

Mun Ping, Lynnette, Yee Wan

*watching mun ping apply chilli sauce on his kuih”
Why you don’t eat chilli one?
*stones* *laughs*
Can’t you see I’m applying chilli sauce??

Yee Wan is just being her normal self larr.. Can’t blame her right? =)

I am off to sleep now, finally feeling damn tired after 26 sleepless hours. So I shall go indulge in the fantastic advantage of being able to sleep now.

Just when I thought..

That there’s nothing that can keep me up all night… I stumbled across this amazing drink called – milk tea – which to me had the effect of someone drinking dark coffee.

Haven’t been sleeping since I woke up at 11.30am on the 27th of December. I need the sleep but my body just doesn’t seem tired at all.

Reunion is in a few hours time, I need to get my ass off the chair soon and start with my brownies.

Holidays are coming to an end pretty quickly. It was a quite productive holidays to come to think of it.

- Met 3 people with the name Lynette.
- Learnt how to take care of 8 little kids.
- Made lots of new friends.
- I did add math.. not on free will though.
- Auditioned performers.
- Learnt the committee dance.
- E shopped with mum ALOT. =)
- Learnt 4 chords on the guitar.

It’s 6.30 am now, I realized that my posts have really been lacking pictures. =S Will change that soon…

I can’t wait for school to reopen man!! HONESTLY! =)

I just find this picture really nice.. If you like it too, the creator is just a click away. Click on the picture =)

Bring on the thunder 2009!

I am going to just keep experimenting with new blog headers till I can finally find one that I am satisfied with. =)

My blog is soooo pink! =)

Editorial Board

ATTENTION TO ALL FORM 1, 2 AND 3 OF YEAR 2008!

To whoever who is interested in joining the SMKDU editorial board next year, feel free to send me an email @ babylynnetta@gmail.com or you could add me on MSN @ babylynnetta@hotmail.com

The few departments are as below :

Finance Team

Basic criteria :
- work hard
- able to handle deadlines
- responsible with money

Photography Team

Basic criteria :
- have access to the camera most of the time
- have an internet connection to email the pictures
- and of course, take good un-edited pictures

Graphic Team

Basic criteria :
- can use adobe Photoshop
- creative
- access to computer
- can meet deadlines

Features Team

basic criteria :
- good language skills
- good writing skills

Apart from all the above, of course the most important thing is to work AS a TEAM and not as your own little departments. Punctuality and dedication is also a very important element to make the Ed board a success.

Feel free to leave a comment to ask me about anything regarding the Ed board that I may have missed.

The old Ed board will clue you guys in more when you get into the team. =)

So good luck to all of you during the interview.. don’t worry, we don’t bite. =p

Nine more days

Nine more days till school reopen.
Can’t wait!! =)

Today’s dance practice was productive.. Glad to be out of the house for at least an hour or two. =)

My sister started playing that Feeding Frenzy game and now she’s hooked! Not to mention, Wedding <s>Dish</s> Dash, Spongebob Dash.

Zen, she plays it better than you!! =p

Everybody let go,
we can make the dance floor
Just like a CIRCUS

www.leo-makesomenoise.blogspot.com

The tickets are so awesome that you have just got to go and get them now! =)

X'mas 2009

I think the highlight of my christmas this year,
was probably when I had that joint conversation with them.
You guys brightened up my Christmas.

Not to forget finally getting out my oven mitts again.
And baking COOKIES. =)

Now who want some cookies?
Don't worry.. they won't kill =)

Another year is coming to an end
Things changed, people changed.
Most importantly, I changed.
I'm a bitch, sure me. =)

Baking

Baked cookies today. So happy that I finally get to bake something after SOOO damn long. =)

See… wrap nice nice summore.
Ya larr.. reserving one for Sue San. =)

One big packet for a special someone. =)

Got pink ribbon summore kayz, extra big!

Pass to you during reunion. =)

Tagged by dear Wai Sum

Fine, I shall finally do the TWO tags that she wonderfully tagged me with since SOO long ago. =P

01. Compose a list of your top 15 sexiest famous men.
02. Collect one picture of each guy on your list.
03. Post them in your journal.
04. Tag 15 people to do the same.

Matt Long

John Nathaniel

Chace Crawford

Ed Westwick

Josh Duhamel

 
Adam Levine

Shall continue next time when I remember more hotties.

NEXT TAG!

1.Put your music player on shuffle.
2.Press forward for each question.
3.Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. No cheating.
4.With the answers, give your own comments on how they relate to the questions.
5.Tag 5 people

How are you feeling today?
Empty – Click Five
Precisely how I’m feeling now.

Will you get far in life?
[Lucky – Jason Mraz ft. Colbie Cailat]
I guess I’ll get lucky with life. =)

What is your best friend's theme song?
[Don’t talk – Vanessa Hudgens] 
I have no idea how to describe this. Lolx.

What is the story of your life?
[I still Believe- Hayden] 
Somehow I know I’ll find my way to a brighter day. 

What was high school like?
[Circus – Britney Spears]
I feel the adrenaline moving through my veins.

How can you get ahead in life?
[One of the boys – Katy Perry]
That I just wanna be one of the girls.. [LMAO] 

What's the best thing about your friends?
[Not like that – Ashley Tisdale] 
They feel oh-so glamorous, looking super fabulous.

Describe your grandparents.
[Forever and A day – Micheal Learns to Rock] 
You’re everywhere in everything I do.  

How's your life going?
[Tangled up in me – Skye Sweetnam]
Don’t judge me tomorrow for the way I’m acting today, Get tangled up in me. =)

What song will they play at your funeral?
[Good day – Nappy roots]
Hahaha.. I LOVE this song!
We’re going to have a good day, ain’t nobody gonna cry today.

Will you have a happy life?
[First Bad Habit – Vanessa Hudgens] 
You’re like my first bad habit. 

What do your friends really think of you?
[She’s no you – Jesse McCartney]
I’m satisfied with the one I got.

Do people secretly lust after you?.
[Break the Ice – Britney Spears]
Let me break the ice..

How can you make yourself happy?
[The little things  - Colbie Cailat] 
The little things in life I guess. =) 

What should you do with your life?
[Who Will I be – Demi Lovato] 
How to choose who to be? Now let’s see there’re so many choices! 

Will you ever have children?
[One step at a time – Jordin Sparks]
One step at a time..

What song would you strip to?
[He said she said – Ashley Tisdale] 
She said, you drive me crazy. 

What does your mum think of you?
[P.S I Love You – All American Rejects ]
P.S I Love you Forever and today..

What is your deep, dark secret?
[If I were A boy - Beyonce]
*gasps* Hahaha…

What is your mortal enemy's theme song?
[Rather be with you – Vanessa Hudgens]
Haha.. I seeeeee…

What's your personality like?
[Poker Face – Lady Gaga]
Can’t read mine, can’t read my poker face

What song will be played at your wedding?
[Bottle it up - Sara]
My love love love, Love love love love

Tag – Wai Sum larr.. since she likes tags so much! =)

Christmas Party @ Wei Wen’s

Due to some feng shui problem, No x’mas tree this year. So dad bought a garland and hanged it up there with the pretty lights and a few silver balls here and there. =)

Went to Wei Wen’s house for a be-earlied xmas party..

Their christmas tree.. Pretty ornaments. =)

It was pizza for dinner

This chocolate cake is the best ever. Beats secret recipe’s anytime.

The ornaments are REALLY pretty.

The kiddos.

The adults.

He is SOOO cute.

He is 3 and he owns his very own mini cooper.
I’m serious.. it’s a mini cooper.. toy car.

This shot is priceless. It’s so nice. *perasannya* =p

Sushi with parents @ uptown

Had sushi the other day at that restaurant in uptown. Forgot it’s name but it’s near the NAIM sound shop I think.

Caterpillar roll. The avocado on it is awesome!

Sashimi Salmon

Tempura

Sister’s big bowl of ramen and she finished the whole thing. =.=

 
Dad’s Teppanyaki

Mum’s terriyaki

That just basically sums up that meal.

DANCE PRACTICE @ DU court

Today’s dance practice was productive. We actually came up with three quarter of the dance with a few little kinks to work out but overall it was cool.

I screamed a lot today. I screamed when I saw the tickets. I screamed when Neeraj kept throwing the freaking basketball at me and making me catch it. I screamed when I saw a dog. =p

Many of you might say that it’s not very nice and all, but hey, I liked it. So shh…. and also I spent so much time working on this ticket. Yeah, it doesn’t seem much. Ask adeline how many times I had to change it. =P

There’re only two types of people in the world
The ones that entertain, the ones that observes.
Well baby I'm a put-on-a-show kinda girl
Dont like the backseat, gotta be first

- circus, britney spears

SOOO addicted to it =)

Reformatting

Not my computer, but my sleep cycle.
It’s quite screwed up now and seeing that there’s only 15 more days till school officially reopens, I think I need to start minding my sleep cycle.

- No more naps in the middle of the day.. That’s if I even wake up before noon.

- No more late night chit chats or working on the novel till 4am in the morning and sleeping till noon the next day.

- Bed time now is going to be latest at 1am and wake up by 10/11 am in the morning if possible.

New year’s coming too.. meaning more new year resolutions.

- No more skipping class.
- Actually pay attention in class.
- No more last minute studying. SPM year..

Tuition schedule is out now. I have already arranged all of them for the coming year. Changed all my tuition AGAIN. Next year will be attending the Yee’s tuition centre. Yes, it’s run by that guy who published that book. That SUNNY yee guy. =)

The rest should be at EDU smart like history, mod maths, biology and my biggest nightmare – physics.

Gotta go do my add maths. Toodles. =)

P.S, No I am not turning into a nerd it’s just my mum making me do so. =)

Finally…

Jeng jeng jeng.. The results are going to be announced NOW! So better open your eyes or you might missed your band’s name. No hard feelings if you didn’t get through okay? You can still bring all your friends to the event.

So.. back to topic. The RESULTS!

Ready?

Bands *drum rolls*
- One red paperclip
- 72th Avenue
- Ice Cold Morning
- Tofu Quaterbacks

Others *drum rolls again*
- Boogey Jamaz [dance]
- Gravity Crew [dance]
- Sui Lun [piano]
- Lynn [er hu]
- Nikki [ukulele]
- Mei and Ming Han [Cajon]

If you would kindly divert your attention to the sidebar of the MAKE SOME NOISE blog for a little while. *pauses while you open link in new tab and look*

There’re two NEW thingamajiggies on it.

The first one as you can see *points* is where you can reserve your tickets ONLINE! Unique right? So hurry up and book YOUR tickets now!

Last but not least,
Please help tell ALL your friends about this event and get them to come here to reserve a ticket for themselves for this awesome event! =)

To those performers who have passed,
Please please send in your details again as for me to make your name tags =)

Band/Group Name :
Name of Members :
Person in Charge   :
Contact number    : [please provide two in case one is not reachable]

Email it to smkdu.leo@gmail.com

Once again, no hard feelings if you guys didn’t manage to get through yea?

just doing her job,
Lynnette <3

P/S, I know this is the post I posted on the Leo Blog.. But I was lazy larr okay.. Rewrite two same things. =p Just Read and REMEMBER! <3

Emo post.. again

Scrolling up and down the MSN list trying to find someone to emo too. After a good five minutes of scrolling up and down, I gave up.

Everyone’s either too busy, away or in a happy mood that I wouldn’t wanna spoil.

With a postpaid line, you would think I could just sms anyone I wished to talk to. It didn’t mean that they would have the credit to reply either.

I thought I could get over it.. It seems that every time I thought it was finally over. Something new reappears and it’s like sprinkling salt on a wound.

I want to feel that everything’s alright again.
The way it had been way before.
Before everything started going downhill.

I’m tired of trying.
I’m tired of faking that smile.
I’m just plain tired of being the comforter.

Maybe,
I should just pull myself away from the world for awhile.
Let the wounds heal slowly in time..

I can’t bear to sign out of my MSN though.
Partly, due to the responsibility I’m having now.
So, I am gonna leave it on an “away” status.

Goodbye to the big world,
Hello to my tiny own world.

Great.. it’s even raining.

Completion.

International Relationship Day

You can now reserve your tickets to this wonderful event ONLINE!

Just simple go to the website, and see that little widget I added on the sidebar there. Fill in the details required and tadaa, you reserve yourself a wonderful ticket =)

so quick!! Go HERE

You can download the oh-so-fabulous flyers just by clicking on these links below. =)

Unofficial Flyer

Official Flyer

On movies

Have you ever noticed how cliche movies were? How suddenly a guy who needed to write something would suddenly find a pen laying around the ground?

How the mothers/wives routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning even though their husband and children never have time to eat it.

And even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

How it is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.

The detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

Where it does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will patiently attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

No-one ever involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock. Also the super heroes in process of saving the people, destroys more objects in the process.

Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving. May I know the brand? =)

Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds – unless..

it’s the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment that it is aired or the minute you turn the television on.

Random abridged movie quotes =)

IDIOT SCIENTISTS - Oh no, our experiment has gone awry. Damn, every time science experiments go poorly, it always makes a new enemy for the superhero. You’d think the guy would be bombing research facilities out of desperation.

Spiderman abridged version

JUDI’S BODYGUARD - That’s right! I’ve been a double agent for the past 8 years! And now I’m going to use the element of surprise not to kill Judi, or even Daniel Craig, but this completely superfluous other guy in the room!

Quantum of Solace abridged version 

AMANDA SEYFRIED (singing) - I have a dream, that I’ll be the only person in this movie with any singing ability at all, thereby making me seem completely out of place.

Mamma Mia abridged version

I wanna be there

Me sitting at home in front of the computer with the present placed right in front of me wishing since 2 hrs ago that she would change her mind. I also finished 3 of my Kumon worksheets.

Them having fun celebrating Mel’s b’day in 1U. Catching up with each other.

Her sitting in front of the computer e shopping. Her response to my question? “Tell me why you deserve to go out.”

My response?

I stood there and stoned. Went to my room and started to emo.

I really really miss hanging out with them and I really thought if I tried hard enough to be a good little girl by doing maths she would actually agree to let me go out for two hours. That’s all I am asking for two hours to spend with them.

When the holidays are actually over.. everyone would have so much to talk about. When mine is questioned, “I did add maths but I am still bad at it.” How interesting.

All the messages – Let’s hang out one day.

Replied with one bland word – can’t

All the promises – we go out one day during the holidays kayz?

Broken with just two short words – sorry, can’t

With that over-sensitive bug still in my body slowly evolving itself into a virus called insecurity. It just gets worse by the minute just thinking about it.

It’s gonna get worse when I read the blog posts and view the pictures later.

I hate it when this happens. I really don’t care if I get a RM 500 a month job next time and have to live on bread and water. At least I get to look back at my life and remember the good times I had with my friends. Not look back and see an empty lane with nothing but tears and stress.

it never gets better,
Lynnette

Lmao-ed

Too funny to NOT be shared.. sorry twilight die hard fans. Didn’t mean to trash the novel or movie or anything. Just the abridged version is way to funny.

got this article from here

FADE IN:

EXT. WASHINGTON

KRISTEN STEWART goes to FORKS, WASHINGTON.

KRISTEN STEWART (V.O.)

Once upon a time, there lived an enchanting girl named Stephanie Meyer, er I mean Kristen Stewart. She was so awesome that her awesomeness couldn't be contained in Arizona, so she moved to Washington to stay with her father, who was totally lame and not cool.

BILLY BURKE

Hey honey. I'm super lame. I got you a car, but it's totally uncool because I'm totally uncool.

KRISTEN STEWART

Thanks Dad, or whatever. Time for my first day at a new school. Since every coming-of-age story requires the main character be a social outcast, I suppose I'll have to endure being the unpopular new girl until I do something that proves my worth.

KRISTEN goes to school and is INSTANTLY POPULAR AND BELOVED.

ANNA KENDRICK

Oh my God I love your hair you're so pretty will you be my new best friend?

GREGORY TYREE BOYCE

Can I take you out sometime since you're so awesome?

MICHAEL WELCH

No way you asshole, I saw her first!

KRISTEN STEWART

I'd rather watch "The Messengers" than date either of you. Why don't you go ask Anna instead?

ANNA KENDRICK

Ohmigod I'm getting Kristen's rejects, that's so awesome!

KRISTEN STEWART

Wow. I guess this is what it looks like when the unpopular fat girl's pathetic daydreams get written down and published into a bestselling book. Aren't well-written characters supposed to have flaws?

ANNA KENDRICK

Flaws? Oh, well, um, I suppose you could argue that you're a little TOO perfect and amazing. But I don't think so. Let's make out.

Suddenly, ROBERT PATTINSON enters. The paleness of him and his family members reach blinding levels while the squeals in the movie theater reach deafening levels.

KRISTEN STEWART

Who's the albino Wolverine?

ANNA KENDRICK

Oh, him? That's Robert. He's universally acknowledged as the hottest boy in school but he doesn't date anyone because no girl is good enough for him.

KRISTEN STEWART

No girl is good enough for him? Man, the excuses closested homosexuals come up with these days...

KRISTEN sits next to ROBERT, who nearly vomits in his mouth and leaves school for a week. Eventually, he returns.

KRISTEN STEWART

Hey, where did you go? Because you are exceedingly mean to me, I find myself attracted to you.

ROBERT PATTINSON

Sounds like textbook daddy issues, you fat cow.

KRISTEN STEWART

(swoon)

ROBERT PATTINSON

You have a bright career as a stripper ahead of you.

ROBERT and KRISTEN continue not quite interacting with each other and having no chemistry what-so-ever.

KRISTEN STEWART

Hey, your eyes are changing color from gorgeous to ultragorgeous. What's going on?

ROBERT PATTINSON

Alright, you got me. I was acting like a jerk because I secretly totally love you.

KRISTEN STEWART

Of course! This also explains why the captain of the football team always acted like he hated Stephanie Meyer!

ROBERT PATTINSON

There's more. I want to eat you.

KRISTEN STEWART

Holy shit, really? I need to go home and do some waxing first, but...

ROBERT PATTINSON

No, I mean literally eat you. I'm a vampire.

KRISTEN STEWART

Hmm. The only way I will believe you is if you carry me up a mountain using special effects from the 70s.

He DOES.

KRISTEN STEWART

You really are a vampire! Does that mean that garlic, stakes, and sunlight kill you?

ROBERT PATTINSON

Don't be stupid. All of that lore is far too interesting for this movie. Being a vampire just means I get superpowers. It's like being Spider-Man, but sexier. Also, I sparkle in the sunlight.

KRISTEN STEWART

So that's why why your family moved here, because it's always overcast!

ROBERT PATTINSON

That's right everyone, this whole movie is a two-hour-long setup for a joke about the Pacific Northwest.

KRISTEN STEWART

So if you're immortal, how old are you anyway?

ROBERT PATTINSON

Over a hundred, but to be fair I've spent most of that time working on my hair.

The two of them GAZE into each other's eyes with UNCOMFORTABLY HUGE CLOSEUPS for 80% of the rest of the movie.

INT. KRISTEN'S BEDROOM

KRISTEN wakes up to find ROBERT watching her sleep.

KRISTEN STEWART

Holy fucking shit! If you weren't so hot I'd have you arrested! How long have you been doing this?

ROBERT PATTINSON

2 months.

KRISTEN STEWART

But I've only lived here one month according to the script.

ROBERT PATTINSN

Yeah, the script was written in six weeks. Don't get hung up on shit like that.

KRISTEN STEWART

Oh. Well, as long as you're here I guess we could have sex.

ROBERT PATTINSON

No, I can't have sex with you! I'd be unable to control myself! I'd bite you and turn you into a vampire! Also I ejaculate boiling venom, so I'd need to wear like fifty condoms.

KRISTEN STEWART

Wait, we can't have sex at all, and you can't suck my blood? How can you make a vampire movie without anyone sucking blood?

ROBERT PATTINSON

It's alright, I think this movie already has more than enough sucking.

INT. BILLY BURKE'S HOUSE

BILLY BURKE is cleaning his gun and drinking a beer while listening to country music.

KRISTEN STEWART

Dad, my boyfriend is coming over to pick me up. Try not to get dork all over him.

BILLY BURKE

Okay, let me meet him after the movie makes the film industry's ten billionth joke about protective fathers disliking boyfriends.

KRISTEN STEWART

Alright. Oh, and also: He's a 100-year-old vampire, don't say anything racist about vampires, okay?

ROBERT PATTINSON

Hello, sir. It's a pleasure to meet you, Kristen has said absolutely nothing about you because you're so lame.

BILLY BURKE

So I hear you're a 100-years-old. And interested in my 17-year-old daughter. So, mathematically that's like, what, a 40-year-old dating a 6-year-old?

ROBERT PATTINSON

Ummmmmmmm...

BILLY BURKE

Yeah, so my friend Chris Hansen would like you to have a seat right over here.

KRISTEN STEWART

Dad, you're embarrassing me almost as much as my acting! I'm just going over to his house to have dinner with his family, I'll be back before 11. Unless the ravenous vampires murder me, of course.

BILLY BURKE

Alright, just bring this pepper spray with you. It's literally the very least I can do to offer it to my teenage daughter.

KRISTEN STEWART

Daaaaad! Stop being such a loser, I don't need this!

BILLY BURKE

Really? Weren't you almost raped by four guys earlier in the movie?

KRISTEN STEWART

Yeah but I have a BOYFRIEND now, which means I no longer have to be independent or physically capable of doing anything on my own. GOD!

ROBERT and KRISTEN go to visit ROBERT'S FAMILY MANSION in the middle of the woods, because of course the FANTASY MALE should be rich, too.

INT. GLASS MANSION

KRISTEN meets ROBERT'S VAMPIRE FAMILY.

KRISTEN STEWART

Jesus, this place is paler than an Anne Rice book signing event. At least it doesn't smell as bad.

PETER FACINELLI

Welcome to our ridiculously expensive home. I'm the father figure of this family because I'm the one who turned them all into vampires. There's something disturbing about the idea that I've only turned teenagers into vampires, but let's ignore that.

KRISTEN STEWART

Wow, you guys are so close. What keeps this family together so well?

PETER FACINELLI

Funny you should ask. Let me tell you about Count Joseph Von Smith. One day a vampire named Moronula appeared to him and told him to find these golden stakes buried in a coffin...

NIKKI REED

Knock it off, dad. So, Kristen, there must be something really special about you for Robert to take such a liking to you and risk the lives of his entire family. Tell us about yourself.

KRISTEN STEWART

Me? Oh, no. I'm just a hollow placeholder for all of the teenage girls in the audience to project their personalities onto. I have none of my own whatsoever.

NIKKI REED

Oh. Well what do you like to do for fun?

KRISTEN STEWART

Mostly smoke pot on my porch in front of the paparazzi. What about you guys?

PETER FACINELLI

Vampire baseball.

KRISTEN STEWART

Ha ha, no seriously.

PETER FACINELLI

Really. Vampire baseball. We even have uniforms. Want to come watch us play?

KRISTEN STEWART

Actually, as it happens, the very last thing on Earth I or any other sane person would want to watch is vampire baseball, but go ahead.

They play vampire baseball, which looks exactly as stupid as it sounds to all of the males in the audience. The game attracts the attention of some EVIL VAMPIRES, who actually do the type of shit vampires are supposed to, like fucking kill boring humans. One of them, CAM GIGANDET, notices KRISTEN.

CAM GIGANDET

Oh man, that looks great, are you gonna finish that?

ROBERT PATTINSON

Stay away from her or my family will have to kill you. Specifically, we'll have to hiss at you like fifth graders pretending to be Dracula, and then kill you.

CAM GIGANDET

Murder, eh? That's one hell of a family activity. My family usually just plays Scrabble.

PETER FACINELLI

The family that slays together, stays together.

CAM tries to eat KRISTEN, a poorly directed action sequence ensues, and eventually he is defeated.

PETER FACINELLI

Kristen's been bitten! She'll be turned into a vampire within minutes unless you suck the venom out! I can't do it for some reason or another.

ROBERT PATTINSON

Since the whole novel this is based on is just Mormon propaganda for abstinence and bloodsucking is a metaphor for sex, what exactly is this advocating?

PETER FACINELLI

Look, all I know is that even though it's going to be REALLY HARD, you're just going to have to PULL OUT of her before CLIMAX. The climax of the movie, I mean.

He DOES. It's very DISSATISFYING.

INT. HOSPITAL

KRISTEN wakes up in the hospital, and ROBERT wakes up after her.

KRISTEN STEWART

I thought vampires never slept.

ROBERT PATTINSON

Script. Six weeks. Remember?

KRISTEN STEWART

Right. Well, thanks for saving my life after endangering it by inviting me into your dangerous world. Let's go to the prom together.

ROBERT PATTINSON

Actually, I think it would be better if we broke up. To keep you safe.

KRISTEN STEWART

From vampires?

ROBERT PATTINSON

No, from being typecast forever after this series is done. I'm screwed, but it's not too late for you.

KRISTEN STEWART

No. No, you can't ever leave me. Never. No matter what. We must be together forever and ever and ever.

ROBERT PATTINSON

Holy shit, you're a clingy psychotic bitch. Maybe we have a realistic high school relationship after all.

They stay together and go to the PROM.

KRISTEN STEWART

I want you to make me a vampire so that I can be with you, even if it means sacrificing my own life as a mortal.

ROBERT PATTINSON

So, the next generation of young women are currently flocking to see a female lead starring in a movie by a female director based on a bestselling book by a female author, and in this movie the main character wants to become completely submissive and self-sacrificing for a male.

KRISTEN STEWART

I love you. Put a baby in me.

ROBERT PATTINSON

At least the other three books can't possibly be more misogynistic and depressing.

They ARE.

END

Book Shopping!

No pictures for this post sadly. But a huge long rant on AmCorp and the bloody A&W guard.

A & W
The guard there is bloody rude I tell you. Cause we parked our car inside A & W car park and wanted to go outside to wait for someone for awhile. The guard was like..
“Eh, come back here. cannot park your car here like that.”

Then my mum was like. “We gonna come back in awhile.”

He was like started to make a lot of hand movements while saying “You wanna go away one, no cannot park here. Go away. No need to eat here. No need to bring your friend here. Go Go.”

Wah.. me and my mum damn dulan when he said that. So we went inside the restaurant straight and bought something. We even chose to sit OUTSIDE so he could get a clear view that we were eating.

Damn pissifying. BLEH!

AmCORP
Have you ever been to the basement parking? It’s hell of a maze when you are in there. There are three different signs that you can follow.

1 – The arrows painted on the wall
2 – The sign boards hanging above
3 – The arrows painted on the floor

1 and 2 points in the same direction whereas 3 points in a total different direction.

Those slopes you have to go up to go to another basement, if you’re on to\he top floor it tells you to use this way down, if you’re on the bottom floor it tells you to use the way up. =S

Have I mentioned, the lanes are only suitable for a kancil car to turn with EASE? The longer cars like Volvo really makan time if you wanna turn into a lane.

It’s VERY dangerous but well, you just have to be smart and think twice before driving anywhere.

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On a brighter note, I bought DAMN a lot of book today so I am a very happy girl now. I got the dorothy koomson’s chocolate run and cupid’s effect and a lot more other books at a cheaper rate!!

chen : me : emmanuel

Jie, wanna play?
Dun want.
Who wanna be banker?
I.
No it’s “Me”
Yay.. jie jie playing!
=.=

happy sweet sixteen!

 

*gasp*
you’re 6-teen!

Melinda Lee Su En

crazy girl who always lets me get the funny side of her =)

the way she blogs never fails to put a smile on my face.
or make me laugh at the computer screen like an idiot.

the youngest one amongst us but looks like a mature lady. =)

had really really weird and funny ideas
cracks us up all the time.

takes pictures with weird expressions when I tell her to. =)

always there for me when I ber-emo-ing and ber-emo with me after that. =)

the girl who got me hooked onto viwawa.
I love it btw.. =)

she’s one of a kind and we love her because she’s.
she never fails to pull me out of my depressions or denials.
She’s an aspiring singer/composer..

maybe…

she might even have her own talk show someday. =)

the future is what you make it to be Mel-la. don’t ever forget that. you make urself YOU.

don’t EVER change! =)

xoxo,
Lynnette