Friday, February 29, 2008

Crazy Language - English

Let's face it - english is a crazy language
There's no egg in eggplants or ham in hamburger.
There's neither apple nor pine in pineapple.

English muffins weren't invented in England
French fries and freanch toast? Nope, not from france.
Quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square
Guinea pigs is nether from guinea nor is it a pig

And why do writers write and fingers don't fing?
grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham...
If the plural of tooth is teeth,
Why isn't the plural of booth beeth?
One goose : One geese. One moose : one meese?

If you have a bunch of odds and endsand get rif of all but one...
what do you call it?
If teachers taught why didn't preachers praught?
If vegetarians eat vergetables, why do humanitarians eat?
Isn't it weird that people recite at a play and play at a recital?
Ship by truck and cargo by ship...
Have nose that runs and feet that smells?
Park on driveways but drive on parkways?

How can overlook and oversee be opposite,
while quite a few and quite a lot are alike?

Isn't it crazy that a house can burn up as it burns down
And you fill in a form by filling it out?
An alarm clock goes off by going on?

The saying goes..
it'll be in the last place you'll serach
Of course it'll be in the last place.
Why wouls I keep on searching is I have already found it?

People have the tendency to point to the
wrist to ask for the time
Hell yeah, I do noe where my watch is.
Do you point to your bladder to ask for directions
to the toilet?

That's why, when stars are out, they're visible
but when lights are out, they are invisible.
When you wind up your watch, you start it
When you wind up an essay, you end it.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Somebody throw me a lifesaver.. Please!

I have tried to let it go
I even thought of ending it
The more I think about it
The more I can't let go

The road behind gets tougher
I am not sure if I can actually walk it
Nevertheless... Alone
Some decisions are needed to be made
Some things have to just go
But what?

Somebody throw me a lifesaver
I am drowning in an ocean of decisions
The more I try to breathe
The more I am suffocating

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Too late to apologize

Sorry Pn.Catherine.. you were wrong
There are times where it IS really too late to apologized

Like the edison chen sex scandal thing
So what if he publicly apologize to the girls
The girls can never live without people pointing at them

I can just imagine when cecelia chung's baby grow up
Ppl would/might blame it on the baby... Sadnya...

I always thought sex scandals were more to the erm...
Lindsay lohan, britney spears, paris hilton, pamela anderson type
More to peole in the hollywood.
Not stars from the east.

In a way,
Pity them that most the girls lost their jobs and dignity
But in another way,
They did it themselves. They should have seen this coming

Emough ranting bout stars,
It seems even students are doing this whole sex scandal thing.
Read from a few friends blog.
It seems that a similiar situation is going on in ***

Damn, can't you girls just protect and love ur freaking body
Instead of taking nude pics of it and plaster it all over the world
You're giving all the girls in the world a freaking bad image ya know.

Edison Chen is not longer cute....
SHUCKS TO YOU!

Monday, February 25, 2008

Tagged by Suzie

001. Real name: Lynnette Oon Yi - Qian
002. Nickname: Damn alot.. babylynnetta, nette, lynn, etc...
003. Married: No...
005. Male or female: Female
007. Highschool: SMKDU
008. College: Dude.. I am in secondary school
10. Short or long hair: Short
015: Are you a health freak: Do cows bark?
016. Height: Forgot di.. Way below avreage larr...
017. Do you have a crush on someone : Er...
018. Do you like yourself: How can I not? Kidding kidding.. you there put down that knife....
019. Piercings: Three.
021. Righty or lefty: Rrighty

FIRSTS*
022. First surgery: I think I was 5/6 somewhere hidden in my eyebrows. There's a scar there. I knock it against the sharp gate thingy. Got a few stitches I think.
023. First piercing(s): twelve
024. First best friend : Can't really remember her name.. From grden international school... went there when I was in kindy...
025. First award: Got 3rd in class in Tadika Chim.
026. First sport you joined:Tennis <3
027. First pet: Dog named Gigi.. Ran Away.
028. First vacation: Phuket. I was only few months old.
029. First concert: Standard 6. Jay chou's concert.
030. First crush: I dunno...

CURRENTLY*
049. Eating: Nothing
050. Drinking: Coke plus salt... to soothe my freaking sore throat.
052. I'm about to: Sleep I guess..

.YOUR FUTURE*
058. Want kids: Not to sure bout that...
059. Want to get married: Not to sure bout this either.
060. Careers in mind: Composer. Computer Programmer. Creative things larr...

WHICH ONE IS BETTER*
068. Lips or eyes: Eyes.. sensual seduction...
069. Hugs or kisses: Hugs definately
070. Shorter or taller: Taller
072. Romantic or spontaneous: Romantic
074. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive
075. Trouble maker or hesitant: Hesitant

HAVE YOU EVER*
078. Kissed a stranger: No
079. Drank bubbles: Nopes.
080. Lost glasses/contacts: Yeah.
081. Ran away from home: Nope
082. Liked someone younger: Nope
083. Liked someone older: For me to know and for you to NOT know
084. Broken someone's heart: Dun think so..
085. Been arrested: No0
87: Cried when someone died: Yeah
088. Liked a friend: ... Dunno

DO YOU BELIEVE IN*
089. Yourself : Not always.
090. Miracles: Definately
092. Heaven: yes
093. Santa Claus: For the sake of the presents .. YES!
096. Angels: Yupz

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY*
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now: Maybe
99. Do you believe in God: Yupz
100. Tag 5 people: YeeHua, Briana, AlvinKei, Hazel, Melinda

Now I am gonna drop dead on my bed and go to sleep cause the medication is making me REAL drowsy... XD

Sunday, February 24, 2008


Updates Coming Soon!

Saturday, February 23, 2008

A visit to the vets

I know I was never much of a dog lover
But this is just TOO MUCH to take in

Just today,
me and my mum met up with uncle kuan
to bring woody for examination by the doctor
while the doctor was shaving the fur off
You could see the infection below was bleeding
Woody was whining all the time.
I had to get out of the place as my eyes were already welling up
It's just so sad to see the dog in such pain.

Now,
As Woody has this inheireted skin disease that has to be treated
For a quite long period of time,
The new owner is preparing to put it to sleep
I wanted to shout out loud NO! but I couldn't
It's not like I can take it back to take care of it
It's not like I have the money to pay for it's medical fees
But knowing the fact that he is gonna be gone is just sad

Uncle Kuan said he will keep it for 2 more days
If no one wants it... It's gonna be put to sleep.
Just this scene makes me think back to Charlotte's Web
"If I was born weak and frail with a disease, would you get rid of me?"

Please people. hELP ME!
Spread the word.

Chow chow. Black in colours. Rare breed. Champion dog.
Medical fees will be paid by my mum if you're willing to take the dog.
The disease is NOT spreadable. Please.

Dear God, Please get woody an owner before it's too late. He is just a puppy dog trying to live his life. It's not like he could have chose not to have the disease. Please send a dog lover to take care of him and love him. And while you're at it, please try to take away the pain and suffer from woody.

Happy B'day

Happy Birthday TAN YING!
Hah! You're OLD now!
Okay..
Let me tell you about this girl here
She EATS ALOT and VERY FAST!
Found out bout that during yesterday's shopping trip
She just can't stop consuming food
She ate 3 chocolate lolli, 2 donuts, Ice Cream
Snd she complain all the way she was still hungry and needed food
I also found out that she's REALLY bimbo-ish
The whole day she has been going
"OMG, this is sooooo ADORABLE!"
"Ahhh... That's sooooo CUTE!"
"OOOO!!"
Yupz... the bimbo queen is sixteen today
HAPPY SWEET SIXTEEN REBECCA!!

Jay Chou's concert's today!

Friday, February 22, 2008

Shopping destresses... Yeah...

Today in school... we had fire drill
Our class can win award for the CALMEST class ever
The bell rung and rung and rung.
Everybody calmly put down their pens.
Close the book.
Then walk out of the classroom SLOWLY.

By the time we got down to the field.
I realize I forgotten something very important.
The WHITE BOOK.
Wanted to go back and take but no one wanted to get BURNED to death.

Everybody was in a mess
4 Keledang was NOWHERE to be seen
Our DARLING ass.monitor who was suppose
To be in charge of the boys, lost them
So he went around looking for them.
Like some hen looking for missing chicks only. XD
Look for them never mind worr...
He had to coax them like this
"Go back to the line kayz. You dun wanna die right?"

Finally, the line was back in order.
But we realized we lost SEVEN people..
OOPS!

Cause I was afraid I would count wrongly
I asked ching feng to recount again
As he was counting.... He reached the end of the line
The girls were standing in circles.
He was so frus
"STAND IN LINE LARR!!!" *hand motioning and feet stamping*
It was darn hilarious at the moment.

During recess, me suzie and ching feng went to attend the meeting
Then we found out the meeting started at 9.45
No one EVEN BOTHERED to inform us
And to fucking think that we were the first one who asked bout this
It was damn frustrating kayz...
We were cursing all the way back to the classroom...
Thinking back... It STILL makes my blood BOIL!

Went to OU after that with hua and ying
Very long time didn't go to ou di.
Today OU was VERY EMPTY

Ate at Delicious
Which cost us a fortune.
The food wasn't THAT great today..
DELI cious
camwhoring while waiting for the food.. XD

mine

Ice Mocha

Hua's


Chocolate Lollipops...

VERY nice!!

Drool people Drool...

The Seven Deadly Sins

LUST

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Day after day

Nothing... I repeat nothing ever happens
It's the same routine day after day
You wake up.
Go to school.
Study.
Go for koko activities.
Attend tuition classes.
Do your homework.
Sleep.
You wake up..
Go to school.
Study.
Go for koko activities.
. ....

You get the idea right?
This routine never fails
Unless you're skipping school for the day

You go through school
You work your ass through the huge pile of homework
You fight your tiredness to attend tuition classes

Day after day
Night after Night
Routine after routine

It's like your body has already been set on this automated mode
And you just keep going on and on and on and on and on
Like a battery operated bunny.
Don't you just get tired of a life liddat?

You study subjects you don't get.
You take up subjects you don't know.
You sit through class just staring at the walls.
Wishing that school would end already.

Don't get me wrong
I am not complaining
I am just writting down some opinions.

I know I know
This is how life is and I shud get over it
I wish I would just strike a freaking lottery and get a kazillion bucks
And never have to work for the rest of my life!
Damn.. That would be GREAT! XD

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

How to be NERD

OMG OMg OMG OMG

death note 3's coming soon!!

Honeymoon year, my ass!

I dunno how can the ex-form fours say
that form 4 is a honeymoon year
My ass larr kay!
You know what's honeymoon year??
Form 2 and Form 3
Those are the real honeymoon years
If I could go back and do form 3 all over again
I will definately appreciate the subjects more

I don't get add maths and mod maths
Last time when I use to say I don't understand
I just don't get 40% of it
Now when I say I dun understand
I mean a freakinfg 99% don't understand

Pn Shan comes in to the class and says
Okay sfter this... We will go to the next chapter

Me thinks
What?! Wait! I don't even get the function part
Oh... wait that was chapter 1..

Yups... I dun even get chapter one
All the science stream subjects are KILLING me
And not to mention that pile of homework
i am currently attending Kumon
And they give you like a billion hwk a day
I am damn stressed out on how to bahagikan my time
Not to mention that pile of log books waiting for me to complete
I dunno what am I doing anymore
It's just that even 24 hours ain't enuf for me

Enuf of the 'serious" stuffs...
Something more ... erm... bimbotic.

- Tan Ying fell down the stairs on the bridge
while walking to park village
- Zunika tried to killed Esther by pushing her down the stairs
and Esther screamed! First time hear her scream... XD
- Apparently, Zunika is a muslim...

Lame situation 1
Tan Ying... I realized that you're really VERY tall
No.. I am not tall... I am just slightly above average [one head taller than me]
So... now what you mean? I am WAY BELOW average right??

Lame Sit 2
I am so short
Glad you noticed that
Well... at least I have more choices than you!
Huh?
Okay... lets say you see this really cute guy... he is tall. but shorter than you
Would you date him? Unlike girls like me and sheau yuong... we can choose..
Not like you.. NO CHOICE! XP
Whatever!

Monday, February 18, 2008

Sports DAy part II

Cause I had to convert the file and I was using a downloaded version coverter. It can only convert the first 5 mins of everything. If you want the full vid, pass me your pen drive or something. I will copy for you.

Okay the first time you watch this... Definately you'll pay more attention to the video. But the second time around. Listen to the conversation of the few form 2s in the back ground. Damn Hilarious. They are like competing which badan beruniform is better. There's this part of the convo that a scout... even started saying all the history of scout. Future scout freak.

Friday, February 15, 2008

Sue me for being an idiot

Okay..
I so didn't know this
Every 14th of every month is Valentines??
But every month represented by a different thing

14th of Jan - Diary Day
14th of Feb - Valentine's Day
14th of March - White V' Day [Japan]
!4th of April - Black V'Day [for singles]
14th of May - Yellow V' Day
14th of June - Kiss V'Day
14th of July - Silver V'Day [meet the parents day]
14th of August - Green V'Day [nature loving V'Day]
14th of September - Music and Photo V'day
14th of October - Red Wine V'Day
14th of November - Orange and Movie V'day
14th of December - Hug V'Day

Wow.. I never knew that V'day could be so complicating
Not to mention so many days...

You think the world revolves around you
U think you're invincible
And you've got beauty
but only where it's visible
Well, guess what.
God gives, Get a Grip
It's not a gonna work on me

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Sports DAy

Ooh.. Nice


Scouts... On the other end of the stadium


Pei Yeen... retardness





Pn Wong

aka

my "favouritest" teacher in the world.. XP

Rumah Merah's formation is SOOO cute!! It started off reallly boring as me an TY were only sitting there doing nothing. Then the event started. I took vid of Scoutc, St.John and PBSM's macrhing. Now still uploading. After the three march finished, my hand cramp... XD

The video is taking forever too load... So I guess I can only post it up tmr... XD

Insomnia

I can't freaking sleep!
It's 2.33am now...
I can't even sleep even though
I have been trying for like 2 hrs

I have been having troubles sleeping lately
Dunno what's wrond with me
Haihz...
Anyone has any way that can make me sleep?
I am willing to try anything
Cause this is causing me a major headache!!

Hear the song on my blog?
Save me by Josh Verdes
I have been addicted to this song
Ever since i watched HappySlip's - boypren
Hilarious I should say...
I am Bored! and NOT SLEEPY at all!

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

I philic you?

The new way of saying I love you
I Philic U

Well, as according to Pn.Wong larr
It's a german word
Didn't quite believe at first
But checked up Wikipedia
And there it was...

Tomorrow's sport's day
Stupid Yee Hua ditch us
Shucks to you!

Wishing ALL the marchers good luck!

The WEATHER is SO FREAKING HOT nowadays
It's like you can't even sit down with just a fan
The warmness makes you just wanna sleep
*yawnz*
It's giving me a MAJOR headache!

Oh and..
We were good enough to freaking return your
"Prada" purse. So if you don't even have the
courtesy to say Thank You don't stare at us
like WE took your purse. Like we need to even steal
your stupid purse.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Add Maths + Mod Maths = TROUBLE

Oh great!
Now I can't even do form 1 maths
I can't remember all the freaking formulas
How am I gonna even do add maths???

Went for kumon's assesment test today
Now.
I have to start from fractions
Cause the time I took to do the work was too long

Gosh..
When I saw the paper
I didn't even know what formulae was suppose to apply
I have already returned EVERYTHING to Pn.Anisha

I am having lots of trouble with add maths and mod maths
I need private tuition... FAST
Anybody has good recommendations?

Just another day, another drama

Other than the accident by the road side
There was nothing else to talk about

There was three cars who were caught by the police
The car wasn't THAT badly damaged
But I heard that one of the cars...
Went to bang the police car..
LMAO..
Who would go and bang a POLICE CAR??

And the stupid police car
Had to stop in the middle of the road for no reason
Causing the JAm to be WORSE
And in the end causing us to be late

And Ee Mun
No I didn't wake up late to be late
I woke up and 6.30am and left at 7.10
From my house to school doesn't take a freaking 10 mins kayz..
Boo to you!! XD

Oh..
Trinity College! Summer School!! 4k++!!!

Monday, February 11, 2008

I pinkerized my blog

OMg..
I made my blog so....
PINK!

And now..
I cannot undo it cause my connection got problems

Argh...
It's so colourful.
Yet so pinkish at some point

Just bear with it till the connection
Allows me to undo the skin and all.

*edited
Finally..
I kinda unpinkerized the background
Though you can still see bits and pieces of pink still
Well... Hell with it
I like the layout.. XP

CNY... over already?

This new year just slipped past like that
Tomorrow school reopens.
It's back to all that school and tuition
Not to mention the fact that
Sports Day is on this coming thursday

Didn't get to gamble much
Just sat at home..
Watched ALOT of TV
SMS-ed alot.
Tried reading bukit kepong.
[couldn't even get past the 2nd page]

I also found out a lot of things that I never knew
[these things below I write out is for my own remembrance.
So next time, when I read my past post. I can see this and remember.]

1. One of my cousin brother ran away and left his family behind.
He is now nowhere to be found. Apparently....
The police are too searching for him. scary...

2. I have a cousin who works on the oriental express as a chef.
COol....

3. I have a cousin who shares the same birthdate as me. Whoa....

4. Apparently, my name was suppose to be Lynnette Oon Yi En
But... my mum told one of her friend which stole this name and named
her daughter who is the same age as me... Just born a few months earlier.

Other than digging out all this family "secrets"
Chinese New Year has been really boring for me
Not to forget Yee Hua reminding me I have tons of hwk
Due to the fact that I skipped school for 2 days
And sivik project...

Dang... I am SO not looking forward to tomorrow
Though I am bored to death now...
Pictures will be up soon.. XD

I just can't believe my dad!!!
My grandma's house is like stocked up with
Coke, 100 Plus, Shandy
And here
My dad only bothers to buy his own drink
The whole fridge is like only stocked up with Carlsberg
Ish... Nothing cold to drink..

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Hmm.. CNY?

Since my dad and my mum are taking ages
to get ready and load th things up the car
I shall take this time to write another post... XD

It's time for all the visiting
and sudden relatives that I dun even remember their names
My dad grew up in a big family
Which means I too have lotsa aunts and uncle
And I barely balik to my dad's kampung
Which make it like I only see them twice a year
So.. I dun even know who are they actually.

Yeah... I know they are like my aunts and uncles
But I can't remember the right way of greeting them
Like... da gu, er gu anf things liddat
You get the vague idea right?

Then it's on to the formality
Where they always have to say this
"Oh, so big already. Look like the mum/dad only."
"How old are you?"
And sometimes, I dunno how...
It'll lead to this

"Oh.. so you are a girl guide."
"Erm... no.. it's scout."
"Scout for boys marr... So you girl guide larr.."
"No aunty. It's scouts."
"Ya larr, what I said... girl guide"
"No aunty. It' s different. It's called scouts."
"Oh... so girl scout right?"

Sometimes I just give up and go
"Yeah, girl scout."

Then onto the cousin part
I barely even see them and talk to them
So when I balik to my dad's place
I will be this spoilt kid just sitting there
Playing with my handphone listening to my MP4
What?!
Those kids live there so they know each other
We dun even have anything in common to talk about

Though the fun thing bout my older cousins are
They give me lotsa things

Niwayz..
mum rushing di
BYE!

CNY

Nothing to blog about larr this few days
Considering the fact that I've been skipping school.. XD

Oh.. wait
There's one thing I wanna grumble about

OMFG!! How can you add another student in keledang
The class is like pratically full with no more space already
and you wanna add another stupid student inside?!
Now there is like 40 students in the class
Idiot larr... c*b**
And.. and... and
WTFH is your problem
Keep changing timetable
You think the class timetable very easy to do arr?

ISH...geramnya!!

Forget about that for now
Whee!! I finally when to get that extra piercing I wanted
Since sooooo long ago.
XD
It's hurting like hell now though... = (

Chinese New Year is finally here!!
Can't wait to break into all the new clothes..
All the AngPows you can get!!

You have to type the 1st thing that
comes to mind whenever you hear these
things.You can’t think and go back and change
your answers.
1. Beer: carlsberg
2. McDonald's: Ayam Goreng McD
3. Relationships: Not intrested
4. Purple: My bed
5. Power Rangers: SPD
6. Weed: Drugs?
7. Steroids: Nah
8. Cartoons: Saturday Mornings!
9. The Presiden: The bush
10. Tupperware: Food
11. Florida: Sunshine
12. Santa Claus: Christmas
13. Halloween: Nightmare!
14. Alice: in wonderland
15. Grammar: english
16: Myspace: useless
17. Clowns: Scary killer clowns
18. Marriage: Bridal gowns
I will only tag
Yee Hua, AlvinKei
[cause they just ADORE doing tags. XP]
If you feel like doing it cause it seems fun
Just do it lorr... XD
Okay...
I shall end this post right now..
You won't be hearing from me till the 10th
TooDloos!!

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Beat the undermine

The following article is adapted from seventeen mag
I just felt like I shud share this with you guys

This teacher you how to defend yourself
Against THE UNDERMINER~!

Firstly, underminer is someone who
Act like your friend but makes you feel bad.

How to spot her?
She seems to get the joy out of getting you down

Telltale signs...
She's the type of person who can twist any conversation
around so she seems prettier, smarter or just plain better
than you. She's sneaky so you might not even notice she's
doing it. She'll make it sound like she's giving you a
compliment, but she'll slip in an insult too, usually about a
sore spot. Classic example "I love your miniskirt. I could
never pull off stuff from last season like you." Another clue
More often than not, hanging around her makes you feel
crappy about yourself.

Why?
She may secretly be INSECURE and cutting you down makes
her feel superior. Crazy at it may seem, she's actually trying to
win your respect - he thinks bashing you will make you want
her approval.

HOW TO FIGHT BACK?
Call her out on it!
The next time she compares herself ith you, say.
"I didn't think we were competing, but you're right, your cell
phone is way cooler than mine." If she doesn't realize she's being
catty. that could shake her out of it; if she's doing it on purpose,
acting like you couldn't care less drain the twisted pleasure she
gets.

Be a good friend...
She'll be less motivated to pick you apart if she's feeling happy with
herself. So try spreading "positive gossips", like the fact that she scored
the winning goal or aced a test.

Distance yourself
If the put-downs don't stop, you're not doing yourself any favors
by hanging out with her. Try cutting back some time you spend with
her - talk on the phone less and make more plans with NICER friends.
When she sees you're over her rudeness, it MIGHT inspire her
to change for ther better.... or worse

There are friends like this in the world.
So you should just beware of who you hang out with
Try to keep more positive friends
They'll make you feel positive too
Vice versa..
If you hang out with negative friends
You'll be feeling negative all the time

You get the rough idea, no?

Saturday, February 2, 2008

On the account of embarrasement

Today in account class
I have no idea what happened
I was late.
So I tried to snuck into class as quietly as possible

As I sat down
"BAM!"
The table behind me fell
The whole class looked at me
EMBARRASMENT wei!!
The only thing I could say then was
"OOPS?"

The chair as half on the floor
and hanging bit by the back table
So as I sat down...
The chair pushed the table backwards
and "BAAMMM!" when the table.

Then, when it as time to go home
I dropped my red pen
So I bent down to pick it up
Little did I know..
My movement caused the chair to tilt backwards
Which again pushed the table
Yes, you guessed it right
The table fell AGAIN!

Arggh..!!
Right then..
I just screamed with frustration.
Thanks Adeline for helping me pick it up

CNY coming soon
Yippeee!!!

Friday, February 1, 2008

Take another chill pill





LAUGH!