Funny film insights XD

What we can learn from most of the movies...

1. No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
2. If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.
3. Dogs always know who's bad and will naturally bark at them.
4. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
5. An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.
6. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors
7. If being chased through town, you can usuaally take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.
8. It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
9. You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
10. Action heroes never face charges for manslaughter or property damage despite laying entire cities to waste.
11. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one.
12. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.
13. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French Bread.
14. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.
15. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
16. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
17. Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames.
18. A hacker can get into the world's most secure computer system before intermission and guess the password in two tries.
19. All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.
20. Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.
21. It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.
22. Most computers, no matter how small, have reality-defying three-dimensional, real-time, photo-realistic animated graphics.
23. Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people - whether they are employed or not.